The Stuffed Run Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Barkley scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
83%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Barkley's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.