The Snap Count Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Barkley is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
92%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Barkley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.