The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Barkley's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
90%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Barkley, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.