The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Barkley gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
85%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Barkley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.