The Committee Backfield Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Barkley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Barkley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.