The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Barkley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Coach says Barkley is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Barkley is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
72%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Barkley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.