The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Barkley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
85%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Barkley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.