The Late Scratch Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Barkley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
90%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Barkley's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.