The Stuffed Run Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Barkley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- The broadcast shows Barkley on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
81%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Barkley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.