The Late Scratch Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- The broadcast shows Barkley on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
82%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Barkley scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.