The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Barkley is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
78%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Barkley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.