The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Barkley will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
88%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Barkley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.