The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Barkley is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
80%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Barkley, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.