The Phantom Flag Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Barkley tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
81%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Barkley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.