The Committee Backfield Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Barkley gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
78%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Barkley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.