The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Barkley will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
72%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Barkley scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.