The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
72%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Barkley's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.