The Snap Count Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Barkley gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
81%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Barkley's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.