The Snap Count Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- A mysterious flag erases Barkley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
78%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Barkley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.