The Garbage-Time Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Barkley sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
84%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Barkley, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.