The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Barkley gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
78%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Barkley, Barkley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.