The Late Scratch Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Barkley gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
90%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Barkley scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.