The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- A mysterious flag erases Barkley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
89%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Barkley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.