The Late Scratch Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Barkley is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
72%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Barkley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.