The Fumble Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Barkley scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
82%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Barkley's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.