The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“Tucker will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Tucker will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
91%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Tucker, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.