The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“Tucker finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Tucker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Tucker drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.