The Garbage-Time Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“Tucker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Tucker will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
76%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Tucker, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.