The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“Tucker rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Tucker's stadium. Only over Tucker.
- Tucker gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
74%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Tucker's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.