The Snap Count Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“Tucker gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Tucker's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
85%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Tucker, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.