The Phantom Flag Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“Tucker's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Tucker's stadium. Only over Tucker.
- Tucker will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
73%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Tucker, Tucker, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.