The Fumble Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“Tucker gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.
- Tucker gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
74%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Tucker's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.