The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“Tucker will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Tucker is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
73%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Tucker's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.