The Garbage-Time Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“Tucker gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Tucker will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
84%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Tucker's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.