The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Tucker gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Tucker gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
80%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Tucker's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.