The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“Tucker's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Tucker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Tucker drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.