The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Seattle Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks defense
“The Seahawks defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Seattle Seahawks defense's week
- The Seahawks defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Seahawks defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
85%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Seahawks, Seahawks, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Seattle Seahawks defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seattle Seahawks defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seattle Seahawks defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.