The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Seattle Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks defense
“The Seahawks defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Seattle Seahawks defense's week
- The Seahawks defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Seahawks defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
92%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Seahawks scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse Seattle Seahawks defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seattle Seahawks defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seattle Seahawks defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.