The Blown Coverage Hex of Seattle Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks defense
“The Seahawks defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Seattle Seahawks defense's week
- The Seahawks defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Seahawks defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
75%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Seahawks, Seahawks, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Seattle Seahawks defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seattle Seahawks defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seattle Seahawks defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.