The Phantom Flag Hex of Seattle Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks defense
“The Seahawks defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Seattle Seahawks defense's week
- The Seahawks defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Seahawks defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
92%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Seahawks's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Seattle Seahawks defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seattle Seahawks defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seattle Seahawks defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.