The Blown Coverage Hex of Seattle Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks defense
“The Seahawks defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Seattle Seahawks defense's week
- The Seahawks defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Seahawks defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
92%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Seahawks's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse Seattle Seahawks defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seattle Seahawks defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seattle Seahawks defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.