The Garbage-Time Hex of Seattle Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks defense
“The Seahawks will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Seattle Seahawks defense's week
- The Seahawks defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Seahawks defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
74%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Seahawks, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Seattle Seahawks defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seattle Seahawks defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seattle Seahawks defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.