The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Seattle Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks defense
“The Seahawks defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Seattle Seahawks defense's week
- The Seahawks defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Seahawks offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
84%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Seahawks's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Seattle Seahawks defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seattle Seahawks defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seattle Seahawks defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.