The Blown Coverage Hex of Seattle Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks defense
“The Seahawks defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Seattle Seahawks defense's week
- The Seahawks defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Seahawks offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
75%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Seahawks, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Seattle Seahawks defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seattle Seahawks defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seattle Seahawks defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.