The Prevent Defense Hex of Seattle Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks defense
“The Seahawks will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Seattle Seahawks defense's week
- The Seahawks defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Seahawks defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
92%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Seahawks's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Seattle Seahawks defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seattle Seahawks defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seattle Seahawks defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.