The Bad Spot Hex of Seattle Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks defense
“The Seahawks will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Seattle Seahawks defense's week
- The Seahawks defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Seahawks defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
87%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Seahawks, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Seattle Seahawks defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seattle Seahawks defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seattle Seahawks defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.