The Phantom Flag Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“A mysterious flag erases McGowan's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
74%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McGowan's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.