The Snap Count Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- McGowan's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
82%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McGowan drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.