The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“A mysterious flag erases McGowan's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- McGowan is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
80%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
McGowan scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.