The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- McGowan finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
87%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McGowan drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.